hey, beautiful. my name is maegan, and i just want to let you know that im going to be here with you. i fantasize over bands and youtubers. photography is my passion. ily to the moon and back.


right but pizza boy james coming to your house and sees you’re babysitting and the kid is crying so he says “hey little man, how are ya tonight?” and then makes funny faces at the kid until the crying stops and he just winks at you and asks for a kiss as a tip


make your child stop screaming or I will


what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 


*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?